SHUT UP!

Ummmm Tim Gunn! Shut the HELL UP! I for ONE  <3 the Kardashians! ALL OF THEM!!!! They are simply FABULOUS and o BTW before PROJECT RUNWAY I didn't know who the HELL YOU WERE! Not CNN about ME! and See How I don't EMBARRASS U! UGH!

HAPPY WEEKEND!

HMMMM WHO IS SHE TALKING ABOUT LOL! Rihanna! Hunnie me and u HAVE TO GET TOGETHER FOR DRINKS! MY kinda GIRL FOR SURE! DEF SOMETHING I WOULD DO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

AS SEEN ON TV

Have you ever heard the saying... "You can take 'em out the Ghetto but you can't take the Ghetto out of 'em"? My grand used to say that ALL the time... LOL  Lord Have Mercy...  Hubby and I like to have fun... Me and the Girlfriends Go out and Cut loose... Sit at home sip wine and ACT ALL THE WAY UP *KEY WORDS* AT HOME ... But there is a TIME AND A PLACE FOR EVERYDAMN THING! We decided to head on over to Applebee's for dinner this evening... Sounded like a great idea at the time.. We ge there at 5 pm and IT WAS PACKED... "Is it happy hour?" I asked my husband... We had our son with us... I am was NOT EVEN trying to have him in that type of environment! The hostess seats us ... RIGHT NEXT TO BEBE, the girlfriends and THEIR KIDS... "Stop Biting" Don't Throw That" Sit Down" "I want my daddy"...  That's all I kept hearing from the time I sat down to the time I ordered my second Long Island Ice Tea.... (Trust me you would've needed a drink too!) I don't know whether misbehaving is contagious or not but I turned around and my son is doing backflips off the back of the booth... O, Don't Worry... I gave him that eye and he STRAIGHTENED RIGHT ON UP! Hubby Seconds! The food comes.. O THANK GOD! Sharing a few giggles with the husband about how we will NEVER come to this Applebees again the music gets cranked up... WTF? Are we at a restaurant or the club... Dude at the bar gets up and starts two stepping a few others followed suit... NOOOOOOOOOOO, O no that's not it... BeBe's Kids start to yell somebody's name across the restaurant... and instead of their mothers correcting them what do they do??? HOLD A DAMN CONVERSATION ACROSS THE ROOM WITH THE OTHER PERSON... (R U SERIOUS) NO NO NO That is not the worst part!  Poor Child SMH... I'm guessing she had to use the bathroom (Which was 2 steps away from where they were seated) or already had I don't know ... Instead of taking the baby to the bathroom SHE PULLS DOWN HER PANTS AT THE TABLE! YES! AT THE TABLE! I was APPAULED! and to add insult to injury I have to sit and listen to the sex chronicles about toys and everything else under the sun.... It was a HOT MESS...U would've had to have been there to believe it and fully appreciate this story. For a second I wanted to ask where the cameras were I  honestly thought I was being punked!  Soooo why am I Laughing My Ass Off??? Cuz GRAND! YOU WERE RIGHT! SOME PEOPLE JUST NEVER EVOLVE!

Come Correct of DON'T Come at all

Yes... the B... is about to come out... I have a NO tolerance for NONSENSE... NO REALLY.... I am NOT THE ONE... I will hurt your feelings so quick it'll make your head spin (Fiesty aint i?) I commented on one of my fav blogs as I always do and went back to read the other responses about a particular post.... like I always do (It's fun to read what fellow bloggers write or what the author writes back to you) and to my surprise someone had the nerve to post the nastiest most irrelevant response that I've ever heard and how did they do it... guess.. mmhmm ANONOMOUSLY... WTH kind of Childish Mess is that... If you're BOLD ENOUGH to post straightup bullshit on my blog then make your profile known so that I can atleast address you like the woman I am.. That's scary as hell.. Further More... Opinions are Opinions I may not agree with you, you may not agree with me... We'll agree to disagree but there is always a RESPECTFUL way to handle the situation... The way this particular blogger handled it 100 percent classy! and she gets major cool points from me! I think one of my other Favs TAMSTYLES List that Negative Comments will be trashed without thought on hers (In a Sassy Way of course) SMH and Laughing my ass off at that! Always a HATER IN THE CROWD! I guess that comes with the territory :) O Well... Happy Blogging! and remember if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all... OR atleast be woman about your .... and make yourself known!

Kisses~

PS other than that I'm a really cool chick ;)

LMAO

Laughing my ass off at this...

look closely.... a little closer...

WTH is written on her hand....

Anything to do with Sara Palin is JUST CAUSE for me to LAUGH MY ASS OFF!

Way to go Doll... No note cards at arms reach huh?

Can't take her serious AT ALL...

MY OPINION!

LMAO

Laughing My Ass Off at this featured item on Etsy Right Now!!!! If I wasn't married and still was enjoying the benefits of being single (You know breaking hearts hehe) I would definitely add these in my shopping cart!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now that's HELLA Funny!

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