I am convinced that the world only has a handful of GOOD MEN... That they all are taken and I have snatched up the LAST ONE.. THESE DAMN CLOWNS SMH...I am pretty sure that there are no males following me as of yet, if you are please be so kind to give me your opinion... But AS A WOMAN... Sure, I'm married! I love my husband!!! I also am always in situations where I am around males full faced with makeup, hair done, outfit maxed out (hey this is my blog, my personal down time lol) so compliments are always given and always welcome. I must admit that I am flattered to know that my husband isn't the only man on the earth who finds me attractive... But gentlemen when you approach a woman COME CORRECT OR DON'T COME AT ALL... Some women will turn their noses up in displeasure and walk away.. I WILL CUSS U OUT AND EMBARRASS YOUR ASS IN PUBLIC! "Hey Shawty Lemme Holla At you" Unacceptable, Any names other than my own which u don't know because I haven't given it to you are UNACCEPTABLE. DO NOT TOUCH ME IN ANYWAY SHAPE OR FORM AS I PASS YOU IN THE CLUB, LOUNGE, GAS STATION WHATEVER.. EW! It is 2010 Women are all about SWAGGER!!!!!!!!!!! Let me say it again SWAGGER!!!!!!!! Not Game!!!! Swagger will get you a hell of alot further with a SINGLE WOMAN than a WACK ASS LINE that we have all Heard before... It is absolutely HILARIOUS! I'd rather be swept off my feet than rapped up..... Ladies...please tell me that I am NOT THE Only one who does not like to be approached as if I were a bucket head!!!! I tell my sisters all the time... U HAVE TO MAKE A MAN RESPECT YOU! And that starts with the inital introduction.... You are not going to address me ANYWAY! WOULD YOU ADDRESS YOUR MAMMA LIKE THAT?
HAHAHA FOOLED YOU WITH THE TITLE HUH? LMAO!!!! This Video... OMG FABULOUS ;) Did they pull a door down as a work station??? Anywho.. NEVER thought about using vintage sheets as throw pillow covers... Creepy yes... BUT FABULOUS!!!! No Seriously, aside from almost killing the dog and a few Julia moments (Giggles) These pillows are the BIZNESS!! Hmmmm Ideas!!!!
My Canopy Printed Fabric from fabric.com arrived today and I LOVE IT! Not only do I love the pattern but the material is FABULOUS! I can't wait to make my pillows!!!! I stood infront of the blank wall opposite of my grey wall in the living room holding the fabric in the air out infront of me to admire it and a light bulb went off.... O M G! That's it! I'll Paint a massive striped design on a canvas and hang it on the wall. Off to Biglots!!!! I purchased 4 large canvasas came home and taped those suckers up and went to work! Two down Two more to go! I still need to perfect the sides of the finished canvas as well as add protective sealant over top... That's tommorrow's task... Let them dry and hang them accordingly! But until then.. I just had to show you how they look so far! I LOVE THEM!! LOVE LOVE LOVE THEM! AND ONCE MY COUCH ARRIVES AND THE PILLOWS ARE MADE OMG! I COULD DIE JUST THINKING ABOUT IT! Watch out Elle Decor!!!
I think I'm going to order MORE!!!
BLOGGER IS EFFING KILLING ME RIGHT NOW! i CAN'T SEE POST PICS AND ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY... TO THE POINT THAT I REALIZED THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM! I'm glued to my laptop alllll day! So maybe this is a good thing! A break from blogger! Back to homework! Catch you dolls later! ;)
Kisses Diamonds Pearls and Crazy in the world of Barbie Jones at 1:57 PM
The Plastered Column is from our wedding and was hiding in my moms garage (next to its twin)! I knew they would come in handy one day!
1. Finish painting credenza
2. Build/Buy Book Case to hold massive collections of DVDS
3. Removable Wallpaper for bare wall that bookcase will sit on
4. Buy Couch
5. Buy accent Chairs
6. Buy lamps
7. Buy/build side table
8. Zebra Rug
The list may grow in size but this will do for now
And a BAR CART!
With the right padded Cushions
We could lay out in the sun ALL DAY LONG!
These darlings jumped out at me while in Big Lots yesterday, I loved them and almost passed out when I saw the price. Loved that even more! 7.00!!! SOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDD!!! These will go in the bedroom (once its finally cleaned) over the bed...
Well, while everyone is out enjoying this weekends weather... I will be in the house trying to avoid a nervous breakdown as I attempt to tackly my messy ass bedroom.... It has literally become a closet because my closet is full to capacity. My head hurts walking into the room so I avoid it as much as possible. SMDH I should be ashamed of myself! But I'm going to show you before pictures anyway because it definitely won't look like this after... GOODWILL Be on the look out!!! I am donating this weekend!!!. And if hubby and I have time... We well finally make our headboard! So here it goes....
I am all about Fly Women! and what better way than to reward these women than to give them the SHE'S SIMPLY FABULOUS AWARD.
I've been following Tam for quite some time, I eagerly click on her blogs link in my feeds to see what she's up to. And each time I'm NEVER disappointed. I've reached out to her SEVERAL times for her personal opinion via email and each time she's extended a helpful hand. Not to mention she is FUNNY AS HELL!!!! Her style and creativity show through in her home! MY HERO!
Kisses Diamonds Pearls and Crazy in the world of Barbie Jones at 10:52 PM
Lately I've been majorly addicted to Clutch Wallets!!!
I'm going to let you guys on a little secret... Ready.... I CAN'T COOK! Giggles No Seriously! I burn my sons spaghetti o's... How this Happened? I have no freaking idea... My dads a Gourmet Chef, my moms mean as hell in the kitchen too... When I was younger I cooked but as time and age passed I got a little well, LAZY LOL I'm one of the lucky ones... My husband cooks for me EVERYNIGHT! If he didn't OODLES AND NOODLES FOR DAYS!!! I always pick up gourmet cookbooks while in Marshalls or TJ MAXX... The recipes are almost NEVER ATTEMPTED... They look good in the kitchen though lol ... They are just too damn complicated! I read through the ingredients and I'm like ummm can I get this from Harris Teeter???? Shoppers???? Giant???? Safeway???? No. NEXT! But today!!! While browsing I came across Ms. Patti Labelle's "recipe for the good life" for 7.99 I flipped through the pages and nearly all of the recipes called for ingredients that I already have in my pantry and for the FIRST TIME in my ADULT LIFE! I'm actually Looking forward to cooking dinner for the fam! Camera in hand, spatuala in the other... LET'S GET BUSY!
Kisses Diamonds Pearls and Crazy in the world of Barbie Jones at 6:26 PM
Having the perfect pillows to accent your home for me is the equivalent to having those bad ass shoes to set the outfit completely off!!! I did manage to eyeball a few at target (the rossette collections) but 17.48 for a pillow is just a tad bit too much for my blood especially when I plan to purchases several... I've also pondered the idea of making them myself... I'm NO Martha Stewart but I do remember a thing or two about sewing pillows! That was the easiest part of home economics LOL Unfortunately, Hancock Fabrics didn't appeal and I don't feel like driving to Joanne's for further disappointment. A little birdie told me to check out fabric.com and so I did! So many choices.... Here r the ones I'm crushing on right now!
Kisses Diamonds Pearls and Crazy in the world of Barbie Jones at 5:17 PM
Tommorrow they'll be coming home with me!